Have faith in me.

ghdos:

babycakesbriauna:

jamaicamibornandgrow:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

I had a classmate that inserted the morning after PILL into her vagina instead of taking it.

This is scary yet humorous at the same time.

This is actually terrifying.

hunnnnie:

59oz:

if you hit on my girl i automatically hate you.

Fuck that, hit on my girl. Let me see what she does back. If she flirts back, awesome, you can have her. If she doesn’t, great. Even better.
I give a fuck about her actions, not yours.

slurpeelovin:

waytof4ll:

jennaanne01:

THIS IS IMPORTANT. 

Wow I can’t wait to watch it

This will break me

Fall in love with someone who wants you, who waits for you. who understands you even in the madness; someone who helps you, and guides you, someone who is your support, your hope. fall in love with someone who talks with you after a fight. Fall in love with someone who misses you and wants to be with you. Do not fall in love only with a body or with a face; or with the idea of being in love
Unknown  (via fuckinq)

Learned this!

(via takeme4whatiam)

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with stuff you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

detectivemerlinwho:

armedforceslove:

fitemehirl:

food-and-sleep:


soldierporn:


shallowthoughtsfromadeepmind:


ohhketchum:


i-love-british-accents:


timeislove-hooah:


All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.





Aw omg, the facial expressions.


I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.


There aren’t any words to describe this one.


I will never not reblog this.


Bet they don’t look at Palestinian girls like that.

Don’t

be

ignorant


soldiers aren’t monsters. They’re just doing their job

detectivemerlinwho:

armedforceslove:

fitemehirl:

food-and-sleep:

soldierporn:

shallowthoughtsfromadeepmind:

ohhketchum:

i-love-british-accents:

timeislove-hooah:

All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.

image

Aw omg, the facial expressions.

I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.

There aren’t any words to describe this one.

I will never not reblog this.

Bet they don’t look at Palestinian girls like that.

Don’t

be

ignorant

soldiers aren’t monsters. They’re just doing their job

Baby I understand that some nights sadness will hit you like a tidal wave and there is no way to stop it or tell when it is coming. I understand how hard it is to keep from drowning. But I need you to understand this. When you are sad, I will call you and read you parts of my favorite book so that for a little while you can leave this life and feel like you’re someone else. When you are too sad to even speak I’ll sit there with you and listen to you breathe and memorize your heartbeat. And when you tell me that you need me, I will already be on my way to you. And if you want to cry, I will hold you all night. And if you want to laugh, I will bring your favorite comedy over and I will watch it with you and fall in love with your tear filled eyes every time the tv lights them up. If you want to be alone, I will give you space. But I will come back in the morning and tell you how beautiful you are and that I’m so happy you made it through the night. I will hold your hand and tell you that tonight will be better. And I’ll do everything I can to try and make that happen. So it’s okay to be sad, because I will always be here to make you happy again.
It’s 1am and I need you to know this (via boobslyn)

My heart fluttered.

(via heartuncensored)

burritobaby:

king-klassic:

yggdrasill—:

inedible-you:

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

man the last image really got me..

This is important fuck your petty bullshit

I love this

My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.
Unknown (via unconcernedteenblogger)
maisla9:


Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

Yummm

maisla9:

Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

Yummm